Waiter, waiter! There's a
| Dead and dying jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
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Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
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Eulus stood in front of the take-out
| Restaurant jokes
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Why won't cannibals eat Frank
| Cannibal jokes
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!
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