What fish sounds like a telephone?
| Fishing jokes
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
| Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
| Food jokes
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
| Time jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !