Mother: What
| School jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a
| Mental health jokes
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
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Why do dogs turn around three
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
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Did you hear
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the
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What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.