What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Customer: That crust on
| Waiter jokes
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
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Two paratrooper
| Military jokes
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
| Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents!