During a visit to a military medical clinic,
| Military jokes
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blo
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What is black and brown and looks
| Lawyer jokes
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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What do you get if you type
| Internet jokes
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
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How do dolphins send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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Policeman:
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. ‘This clock,’ he said, ‘will go for 14 days without winding. ‘Really?’ replied his friend, ‘And how long will it go if you do wind it ?’