Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm

Doctor, are you sure Im suffering

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support

| Computer jokes

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" tur

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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander

| School jokes

'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by

| Cow jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but

| Answer me this jokes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.