President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
| Bicycle jokes
Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "I'm freewheeling, sir."
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll
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Did you ever see a country boy in New
| Car and train jokes
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That’s funny. My mom said you didn’t have any taste.