Customer: That crust on
| Waiter jokes
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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A photographer for a national
| Journalist jokes
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A
| Humor jokes
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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An American automobile company and a Japanese
| Business jokes
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, th
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What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !