Q.How is a heart like a musician?
| Music jokes
Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat 🙂
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
| Humor jokes
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied'
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor
| College jokes
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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A man was very proud of his guard
| Dog jokes
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him
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Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. “I ain’t got one, Sir.” “You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.” “Gee!” said Bud. “Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn’t know pencils were so hard to come by.”