I want to become a politician when I grow up
| Political jokes
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do
| Various animal jokes
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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What's the difference between a homeless and a
| Food jokes
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Teacher: In what part of the
| School jokes
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.