There were three guys in an
| Aviation jokes
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she s
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Why is it called a "litter" of
| Dog jokes
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Helpful
| Travel and tourist jokes
Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
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How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.