Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
| Face jokes
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.
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Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
| Police jokes
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Y
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says
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What do you do if your computer hums?
| Computer jokes
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
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Why did the pig run away from the pig
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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ATC: “Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? ” Cessna: “To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.” ATC: “I meant in the next five minutes not years.”