Have you ever seen a duchess?
| Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
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A woman was in court
| Marriage jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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What did the
| Aardvark jokes
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
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Q: What do you
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
| Ethnic jokes
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.