Whats green and goes round and

Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

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What do you call an road construction

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

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THE teacher announced that to

| Spelling jokes

THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b

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What did they say about the burger who went

| Burger jokes

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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Camper:

| Humor jokes

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !