Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
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What do you call an road construction
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
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THE teacher announced that to
| Spelling jokes
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b
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What did they say about the burger who went
| Burger jokes
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !