What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
| Time jokes
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
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Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
| School jokes
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.