How many dentists does it take to change a
| Dentist jokes
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with
| Hunting jokes
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
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An angry wife was
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wif
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Men are like mini skirts.
| Men jokes
Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Whats green and goes round and round at 100
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.” The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and growled, “From now on you’re taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?” “I certainly do,” said his wife calmly, “the undertaker.”