Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
| Baby jokes
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin'
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
| Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo
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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
| Dinosaur jokes
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops'
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When the new patient was settled
| Mental health jokes
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the E
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Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.