Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
| Computer jokes
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost e
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A friend of
| Marriage jokes
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
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Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
| Firefighter jokes
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P'
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How come youre only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. “I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.”