What's the difference between a rooster and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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They now have an Italian airline that flies out
| Dirty jokes
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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I don't think my Mom knows much about
| Bed jokes
I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
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As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. “What’s the problem, fellow?” asked his seat mate. “Surely,” said the Englishman, “you’ve heard the saying, ‘The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!