School Doctor:
| Spelling jokes
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
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Yo mama so poor your
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Why was the
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Who invented King Arthur's round table
| History jokes
Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
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Q: How many Sound Recordists
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man. “My father wouldn’t like it.” “Don’t be silly,” the minister said. “Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.” Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, “Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I’ll give him a piece of my mind!” “Well,” replied the young farmer, “he’s under the load of hay.”