What’s an octopuses favourite latin

What sort of animals make the best TV

| Movie and TV jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?

| Humor jokes

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!

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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and

| Spelling jokes

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuc

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Q: Did you

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

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One day while walking down the street

| Heaven and hell jokes

One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have

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What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!