I know
| Marriage jokes
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage togethe
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What do you call the story of The Three Little
| Pig jokes
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
| Parent jokes
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
| Blonde jokes
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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What do you call an alien surfing
| Internet jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don’t know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?