Once there was a church that
| Face jokes
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran st
[ read more ]
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!
[ read more ]
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
| Monster jokes
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
[ read more ]
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
| Sport jokes
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
[ read more ]
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don