Why did the artist put on a show of
| Horse jokes
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is
| Idiot and fool jokes
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
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Where can a burger get a great night's
| Burger jokes
Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
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A student comes to a young
| School jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
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Why aren't you doing very well in
| School jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.