Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
| Mental health jokes
Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
| Sport jokes
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest
| Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.