Camper: There's
| Food jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
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Do you send e-mails on your home
| E-mail jokes
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
| Humor jokes
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.