One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
| Humor jokes
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
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What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Conductor, do you stop
| Bus jokes
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
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On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
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Why were ancient Egyptian children
| Children jokes
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !