What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Q: How many republicans does

| Political jokes

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.

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Two fonts walk into a line

| Dance jokes

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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A preacher was completing

| Religious jokes

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then fina

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Q. What is the best way to get to

| Religious jokes

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”