Where do snowmen put their webpages?
| Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
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A blonde was
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last
| Humor jokes
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
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Trevor: That's a cool
| Children jokes
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
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Teacher: Who can tell me where
| School jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
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Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, “Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?”