What do ghosts watch if they want to
| Ghost jokes
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How
| Dirty jokes
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one, do you ?"
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Can
| Restaurant jokes
Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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What do you get if you cross a chicken
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
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Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.