What did the wife say to the
| Horse jokes
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
| School jokes
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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John was sitting outside his
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now
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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a
| Criminal jokes
Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."
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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”