Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new

Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?

| Spelling jokes

Please, maam! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Customer: I thought the

| Waiter jokes

Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool

| Cat jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

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A guy walking down a street one

| Idiot and fool jokes

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got

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What did the calf say to the silo?

| Cow jokes

What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election? A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!