What do you call a robbery in China ?

Two hunters went moose

| Hunting jokes

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bu

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a

| Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why did the weather want

| Weather jokes

Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

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Julie had broken off her

| Beauty jokes

Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday

| Cow jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !