A wife and her
| Humor jokes
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to ru
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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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What kind of fish is useful in freezing
| Fishing jokes
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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Why do pigs like February 14th?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”