Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.

Tim once took his small cousin with him while

| Fishing jokes

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he complained to his Dad. "Did she frighten off the fish?" enquired Dad. "No," replied Tim. "She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots."

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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw

| Blonde jokes

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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Q: Do you know why the new football stadium

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo

| Ethnic jokes

Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a

| Humor jokes

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied'

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.