Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and
| Farmer jokes
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks
| Men jokes
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
| Rabbit jokes
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Scott finally got his
| Dirty jokes
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.