How many students does it take to change a
| School jokes
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
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What do you give a deer with an upset
| Various animal jokes
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who
| Dirty jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?'
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There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said one of the explorers, “we should name this place we’re hiking through.” “I know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.” “Okay,” said the third, “I’ll go first. C, eh.” “N, eh.” “D, eh.” And that’s how they named Canada…