Why did God invent shopping carts?

What did the aardvark say when he lost

| Aardvark jokes

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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Q: Define Transvestite:

| Dirty jokes

Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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What sort of dance do fish do at

| Dance jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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What does it mean when an accountant is

| Accountant jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level'

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.