Why did the stupid racing car driver

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It

| Marriage jokes

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...

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A man in a swimming

| Idiot and fool jokes

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"

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A visitor from Holland was

| Ethnic jokes

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That'

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Why did the fat monster put

| Birthday jokes

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.