Teacher: Why are you pushing
| Internet jokes
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
| Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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A traveler became lost in the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front
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When is a letter damp?
| Letter jokes
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
| Blonde jokes
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.