One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
| Money jokes
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road. 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!
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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
| Ethnic jokes
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
| Marriage jokes
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
| Rabbit jokes
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.