Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three

How do you hire a horse?

| Horse jokes

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest

| Sport jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !

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A St. Louis mother

| Birthday jokes

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.

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Q: How many Sound Recordists

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?

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Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!