A football supporter’s favourite

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a

| Easter jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

| Bird jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

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What should you call a bald teddy ?

| Various animal jokes

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

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An accountant visited the Natural History

| Accountant jokes

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion ye

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Q: How many Director's does it take to

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

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A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Yule never walk alone’