A famous professor of surgery
| Heaven and hell jokes
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Communi
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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How are skunks able to avoid
| Various animal jokes
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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A driver tucked this note under the
| Car and train jokes
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.