What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
| School jokes
Dad, can you write in the dark? "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
| Music jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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While trying to diagnose a
| Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.