What did the snake say when offered a

What are three words you dread the most while

| Dirty jokes

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."

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During a visit to a military medical clinic,

| Military jokes

During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blo

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Did you hear about the vampire who got

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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Why can't

| Movie and TV jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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What did one flea say

| Insect jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !