What’s a monsters favorite play?

Q: How do you

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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What do pigs drive?

| Pig jokes

What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

| Criminal jokes

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

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One goldfish to his tankmate:

| Various animal jokes

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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What’s a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet