Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

Stan: I won 92

| Bath jokes

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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What's black and white all over and

| School jokes

What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!

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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

| Ethnic jokes

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new

| Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

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Patient:

| Dentist jokes

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn’t you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I’m a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.