Q: Where do blondes go to meet their

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?

| Firefighter jokes

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.

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What did the grape say when the

| Elephant jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

| Money jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.

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A blonde walks by a travel

| Blonde jokes

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a

| Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.