Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
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What did the grape say when the
| Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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Who makes a million dollars a day?
| Money jokes
Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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A blonde walks by a travel
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.