What did one tooth say to the other?

Did you hear about the football team who ate

| Sport jokes

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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What has antlers, pulls Father

| Various animal jokes

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

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A man sitting in a barber's

| Hair and bald jokes

A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

| Cow jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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Don't you just hate the blatant

| Answer me this jokes

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

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What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.